THE END OF THE WORLD

I just realized that if in fact this is the last day the world will exist as we know it......how will I ever find an orthodontist to take these things off of me in the new-world Zombie order?

CHECKPOINT 1: THE NEW BAND So I had my first check-up a couple of days ago. Things are right on schedule apperantly. My orthodontist asked me how long it took me to forgive him for doing this horrible thing to me and I told him--and honestly so--that it took a full week. Truthfully, for what is a blog but a dump site for untethered honesty, I was never mad at him, but at me. I was so pissed at myself for waiting this long. Yes of course, this is the right thing to do, so why the heck did it take me so long to do it? This new band that he put in is killing me. I'm back to only eating foods I can just gum down with only the use of my tongue. Also, where my other band was white and less noticable, this one is thick and straight silver. It's like he started me out with a less shocking device so I got used to it, then slowly but surely, is turning me into the nerd these things were meant for. So far, I've been able to resist the nerdiness...at least in public. But it is a force to be reckoned with....This band is supposed to widen my teeth, giving me the awesome puffy lips I've always dreamed of. So far, it's just given me giant headaches and chopped up my tongue something awful. I just keep telling myself it's worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it. In good news, I got another comercial spot that this time, I was able to go to! Yay! Take that braceface!!

I am so DONE WITH THESE THINGS........

I am SO done with these things.......